Friday, February 09, 2007

09-02-2007 Breaking News



DR. Nxxx 25 AGAIN, LONER NO MORE

Ringleader surprises many
by deserting his anti-social
ways

By Agent Hxx2, LDX lab Correspondent


Dr Nxxx surprises many by voluntarily walking out of the shadow of loneliness to join Bin Qi (also affectionately known as Son of Qi) on the Biopolis shuttle bus this afternoon. His actions had shocked many, prompting them to join the ranks of increasingly popular ad-hoc ldx papparazzi syndicate.
"This is definitely a breakthrough" said one eye-witness.

Although Dr. Nxxx still appeared somewhat nervous and shy about his daring "move" on, er, to Binqi, he still gamely strikes various "mysterious" poses for our papparazzi team. (See pictures)
This isn't the first time Dr Nxxx had created such a buzz today. In the early morning of this friday morning, he generously displayed his youthful strength by unscrewing 2 tightly (very very tight) 1000cc bottles without breaking into any sweat.

"He uncontrollably shouted 'Yes, This is yet proof again that I'm indeed 25!!" said his neighbour, wanted to known only as Ms Wxxx.

His Herculean feat apparently swept a certain smitten Mrs Jxxx. "His eyes are electrifying.." coo-ed Mrs Jxxx. "such a charming boy".

While we patiently await more earth-shaking surprises from our ringleader, Dr Nxxx, we hope you enjoy this piece of breaking news brought to you by:

Reporter: Agent Hxxx2 n "lackeys"
Story: Agent Hxxx2
Pictures: Agent RxxxHxx, Agent KxxPxx, Agent "Nephew"



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1 comment:

True Islam said...

The one-man office of Dr Nxxx denies most of this report by LDX paparazzi et al.

The office only confirms as true the following statement:

"His eyes are electrifying.." coo-ed Mrs Jxxx. "such a charming boy".