Wednesday, June 25, 2008

LDX Gen2 Part (III)

On 16th June 2008 (3 days shy of a really really auspicious date), we warmly welcome a new member to the LDX Gen2 group - Ms Shafiqah Sharmin! Look, she's got (quoting Mrs Jong:) her father's "electrifying eyes"!


Random Shots

Penalty for growing mushrooms using prrreciouss.......lab resources,



LDX special welcome package (like the one weijie got after his exam break)



Penalty for unobservant LBs and post-docs who fail to nab irresponsible lab users in their act - banished to the cold room to do cleaning (our very own Corrective Work Order (CWO))

Dummies' Guide to survival in laboratory with a low budget

1. Always share Limited resources.
E.g. When lab personnels outnumbered the no. seats allocated, share.



2. Keep the workplace similing
Despite the tough budget, spirits must still be uplifted in the workplace. Insist that they keep smiling, if they don't, put it on them




3. And when you really really cannot tahan already..
Last resort: Hire a crazy bomoh to cast a spell using an effigy of your budgeting manager, and hope the spell to get him to increase your budget will work


(Disclaimer: You can't possibly take us seriously, seriously)