Dummies' Guide to survival in laboratory with a low budget

1. Always share Limited resources.
E.g. When lab personnels outnumbered the no. seats allocated, share.



2. Keep the workplace similing
Despite the tough budget, spirits must still be uplifted in the workplace. Insist that they keep smiling, if they don't, put it on them




3. And when you really really cannot tahan already..
Last resort: Hire a crazy bomoh to cast a spell using an effigy of your budgeting manager, and hope the spell to get him to increase your budget will work


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