Hence, Ronghua founded the LDX Florist School in the very premise of LDX School of Coronavirus research. Within days, with the simple formula of "stick the wrapper to the stick, stick the chocolate to the wrapper, stick the chocolate, wrapper and stick together" (or simply "stick the thing to the thing" for advance students), the lab was transformed to a high productivity floral shop, churning out bouquets after bouquets of rocher err..bouquets.
And my my, we must say that the products are rather professional... (well if you ignore the fact that the chocolates cannot take knocks, prone to dropping off due to, we suspect, low quality tapes). Still we take pleasure to showcase some of our works below.
Sadly, like all great products, piracy ( known as passion bouquets) still managed to plaque the production. In order to encourage all potential customers (yes we are thinking of making a business out of this, keep a lookout for us!) to "be HIP, be original", please read the following testimonial:
(What do you think of this product "passion" ?)
Tester A: Hmm..the milk chocolate taste second grade, the biscuit core is "lao-hong" and wait, the what happen to the hazelnut?
Tester B: Even the wrapper tears off easily. Not good for bouquets
Tester C: Haiyo Typo error . It says "new favour" on its label!
This message is proudly brought to you by
"be HIP, be original, buy original rocher without passion"
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